The Jinxed Position

Yesterday we lost another Defense Against the Dark Arts receptionist. In 3 years we've lost 6 people from the front desk.  Most of us weren't here when it went down, as we had gone to visit our fallen comrade in the hospital.

According to rumors she was given an option to keep working here until she found another job, but that wasn't good enough for her.  She stampeded throughout the office yelling obscenities at her now former coworkers before evacuating the premises. 

Of course 5 minutes later she called the office to see if the given offer was still available. Gee, ya think?

Anyway, today's bagels sucked but that has really been the only noticeable impact of her departure.  The Captain won the pool with his guess of "2 to 3 months" since she lasted longer than the Linguist's guess of "6 to 8 weeks".